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204 days to camp!!

I’ve got six pence, jolly, jolly six pence,
I’ve got six pence to last me all my life.
I’ve got two pence to lend,
And two pence to spend,
And two pence to send home to my wife, poor wife.

CHORUS

     No cares have I to grieve me,
     No pretty little girls to deceive me,
     I’m as happy as a lark believe me,
     As we go rolling, rolling home.
     Rolling home, rolling home,
     By the light of the silvery moon.
     Happy is the day when the (counselors get their pay) (campers go away) (counselors go away)
     As we go rolling, rolling home.

I’ve got four pence, jolly, jolly four pence,
I’ve got four pence to last me all my life.
I’ve got two pence to lend,
And two pence to spend,
And no pence to send home to my wife, poor wife.

CHORUS

I’ve got two pence, jolly, jolly two pence,
I’ve got two pence to last me all my life.
I’ve got two pence to lend,
And no pence to spend,
And no pence to send home to my wife, poor wife.

CHORUS

I’ve got no pence, jolly, jolly no pence,
I’ve got no pence to last me all my life.
I’ve got no pence to lend,
And no pence to spend,
And no pence to send home to my wife, poor wife.

CHORUS

CHORUS

On the dummy line, on the dummy line
Rain or shine, I’ll pay my fine
Rain or shine, I’ll pay my fine
Ride, ride, riding on the dummy line

I got on the train and didn’t have the fare
The conductor said, “Whatcha doin’ there?”
He grabbed me by the collar and shoved me out the door
Said, “I don’t want to see you on this line no more!”

I’ve got a girl, and her name’s Hortense.
She’s not good looking, but she’s got good sense.
Every time I kiss Hortense (WOOOOO!)
I’ve got to buy a nickle’s worth of peppermints!

Little Willy was home by himself
Found a chocolate cake on the kitchen shelf
Willy said, “If I eat this cake
Sis won’t get a belly ache”

Little Willy saw a mill saw buzz
Didn’t know quite what it was
Now his arm is full of nicks
And, alas poor Willy, he’s cut in six

Little Willy found some dynamite
He didn’t understand it quite
But curiosity never pays
It rained Willy several days

Little Willy coming home from school
Spied a half a dollar at the foot of a mule
Stooped down to pick it up, quiet as a mouse
Funeral tomorrow at little Willy’s house!

Little birdie in the sky
Dropped some whitewash in my eye
Says I to me; says me to I
“I’m sure glad that cows can’t fly!”

There was a boy by the name of Jack
Pitched his tent on a railroad track
Midnight express came around the bend
What kind of flowers did you send?

There once was a doctor, his name was Peck
He fell in a well and he broke his neck
It served him right, for he should’ve known
To tend to the sick and leave the well alone!

There once was a hunter, his name was O’Hare
He was chased by a grizzly bear
The people all thought he was out of his mind
Running down the street with a bear behind!

There was an old witch by the name of Nan
Who tried to pass as a good humor man
Couldn’t fool the kids, they all stayed home -
They would not buy from an ice cream crone

My grandpa had a car, it was a Ford machine
His whiskers came in handy for straining gasoline
My grandma had a habit of chewing in her sleep
She chewed on grandpa’s whiskers and dreamed of shredded wheat

If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it.
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.

If you’re happy and you know it, stamp your feet.
If you’re happy and you know it, stamp your feet.
If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it.
If you’re happy and you know it, stamp your feet.

If you’re happy and you know it, shout “Amen!”
If you’re happy and you know it, shout “Amen!”
If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it.
If you’re happy and you know it, shout “Amen!”

If you’re happy and you know it, do all three.
If you’re happy and you know it, do all three.
If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it.
If you’re happy and you know it, do all three.

CHORUS

Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me.
Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me.
Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me,
’Way beyond the blue horizon!

I’ve got a home in glory land that outshines the sun.
I’ve got a home in glory land that outshines the sun.
I’ve got a home in glory land that outshines the sun.
’Way beyond the blue horizon!

CHORUS

I took Jesus as my savior, you take Him, too.
I took Jesus as my savior, you take Him, too.
I took Jesus as my savior, you take Him, too.
Way beyond the blue horizon!

CHORUS

If you cannot bear the cross, you can’t wear the crown.
If you cannot bear the cross, you can’t wear the crown.
If you cannot bear the cross, you can’t wear the crown.
Way beyond the blue horizon!

CHORUS

If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening..., all over this land
I’d hammer out danger
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bell
I’d ring it in the morning
I’d ring it in the evening..., all over this land
I’d ring out danger
I’d ring out a warning
I’d ring out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a song
I’d sing it in the morning
I’d sing it in the evening..., all over this land
I’d sing out danger
I’d sing out a warning
I’d sing out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Now I have a hammer
And I’ve got a bell
And I’ve got a song to sing..., all over this land
It’s a hammer of justice
It’s a bell of freedom
It’s a song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin’
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don’t break my heart

“I’ll be over at ten”, you told me time and again
But you’re late, I wait around and then (bah dah dah)
I run to the door, I can’t take any more
It’s not you, you let me down again

(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A little time, and I’ll make you happy
(Hey, hey, hey!) I’ll be home
I’ll be beside the phone waiting for you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin’
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don’t break my heart

You were my toy but I could be the boy you adore
If you’d just let me know (bah dah dah)
Although you’re untrue, I’m attracted to you all the more
Why do I need you so

(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A little time and I’ll make you happy
(Hey, hey, hey!) I’ll be home
I’ll be beside the phone waiting for you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin’
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don’t break my heart

I-I-I need you-oo-oo more than anyone, baby
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don’t break my heart

God bless America, land that I love,
Stand beside her and guide her, through the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans, white with foam,
God bless America, my home sweet home.

My country, ’tis of thee,
sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing;
land where my fathers died,
land of the pilgrims’ pride,
from every mountainside let freedom ring!

My native country, thee,
land of the noble free, thy name I love;
I love thy rocks and rills,
thy woods and templed hills;
my heart with rapture thrills, like that above.

Let music swell the breeze,
and ring from all the trees sweet freedom’s song;
let mortal tongues awake;
let all that breathe partake;
let rocks their silence break, the sound prolong.

Our fathers’ God, to thee,
author of liberty, to thee we sing;
long may our land be bright
with freedom’s holy light;
protect us by thy might, great God, our King.

There was a little Dutchman and is name was Dunderbeck.
He used to deal in sausages and sauerkraut and speck.
He made the finest sausages that ever you did see,
And then one day he invented a wonderful sausage machine.

CHORUS

     Oh, Mister, Mister Dunderbeck how could you be so mean.
     I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine.
     Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will never more be seen.
     For they’ve been ground to sausages in Dunderbeck’s machine.

One day a boy came walking, came walking in the store,
He bought a pound of sausages, and he laid them on the floor.
And the boy began to whistle, and he whistled up a tune,
And all the little sausages went dancing ’round the room.

CHORUS

One day the machine go busted, the blame thing wouldn’t go,
So Dunderbeck he climbed inside to see what made it so.
His wife she had a nightmare, and walking in her sleep,
She gave the crank a heck of a yank, and Dunderbeck was meat!

CHORUS

CHORUS

All things bright and beautiful.
All creatures great and small.
All things wise and wonderful.
The Lord, God, made them all.

Each little flower that opens.
Each little bird that sings.
He made their glowing colors.
He made their tiny wings.

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The purple-headed mountain.
The river running by.
The sunset in the morning.
That brightens up the sky.

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The cold wind in the winter.
The pleasant summer sun.
The ripe fruits in the garden.
He made them every one.

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