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204 days to camp!!

The cutest girl..., I ever saw...,
Was sipping cider through a straw.
The cutest girl I ever saw,
Was sipping cider through a straw.

I asked her if..., she’d show me how...,
To sip some cider through a straw.
I asked her if she’d show me how,
To sip some cider through a straw.

So cheek to cheek..., and jaw to jaw...,
We sipped that cider through a straw.
So cheek to cheek and jaw to jaw,
We sipped that cider through a straw.

Then suddenly..., that straw did slip...,
And I sipped cider through her lips.
Then suddenly that straw did slip,
And I sipped cider through her lips.

The parson sneaked..., through our backyard...,
To sip some cider through a straw.
The parson sneaked through our backyard,
To sip some cider through a straw.

And now I’ve got..., a mother-in-law...,
And sixteen kids to call me "Pa."
And now I’ve got a mother-in-law,
And sixteen kids to call me "Pa."

The moral of..., this little tale...,
Is sip your cider from a pail.
The moral of this little tale,
Is sip your cider from a pail.

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